If you like the username, you should listen to the song.

The punchline is that the protagonist spends his life paranoid about shadow organizations watching his every move. In the end, he ends up dead in the trunk of a local strongman who gets away with it because there is no greater order in the world to save or harm him.

That's awesome. I can't say I've ever really listened to They Might Be Giants but the video for it in your profile is hilarious